Category — General Life Updates

Constance Crompton and I recently ventured South to the States for the Women in the Archives Conference at Brown University. Adventures were had, microbrews were enjoyed, architecture was admired, archives were discussed. We had some free time after the conference, and one of the conference organizers suggested we use it to visit Swan Point Cemetery. There were lots of old gravestones, she noted, as well as many bird-watching opportunities. Finally, she pointed out that H.P. Lovecraft was buried there and that his fans were always leaving “weird stuff” by his grave. Well, I am never one to turn down the promise of “weird stuff.” I have never even read H.P. Lovecraft, but I had created quite a vision of what might be there. I was imagining his grave might look like something along the lines of this:

Or this:

Or even this (we were in a university town, after all):

Sadly, after marching around in a freezing cold drizzle of rain for an hour while scrutinizing a cemetery map that would probably more accurately be described as Kafkaesque, rather than Lovecraftian, what we found was this:

Oh. How understated. No wonder we couldn’t spot it from the car – I was looking for some sort of monstrous obsidian pyramid, possibly topped with some tentacled beast, possibly with a vortex opening in the sky above it. This rather pedestrian gravestone wasn’t WEIRD at all. The best effort towards “weird” was made by whoever left the toy dinosaur:

We made our own “weird” offering of a Canadian penny. Sadly, Cthulhu did not make an appearance in order to thank (or eat) us.

I checked my Google Analytics for this website today, and found that someone found me by Googling “angry butch lesbian.” Hah! I feel so validated – all my hard work is paying off. I wanted to see how high up in the listings I was, so I repeated the search. Click the image to enlarge:

As this marks the only time in the history of the world that I will beat out Lillian Faderman in Google search results, I felt it necessary to gloat.

In even more immature news, I added “Michelle Schwartz is an Angry Butch Lesbian” as both the title and alt text for the above screenshot in an attempt to bolster these results up to number one. Angry butch lesbian. Angry butch lesbian. Crawl me Google, crawl me!

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RACES:
Toronto Waterfront Half-Marathon, September 28, 2008 – 2:40:56 (10:57 m/m)
Toronto Goodlife Half-Marathon, October 18, 2009 – PB 2:02:00 (9:19 m/m)

MILEAGE TOTALS:
477.45 miles (up from 283 miles in 2008)

Best month: September (81.47 miles)
Worst month: December (5.03 miles, not counting warm up runs on the gym treadmill)
Average miles/month: 39.8

GOALS FOR 2010
Run a half-marathon in under 2 hours.
Break 500 miles per year.
Keep average pace under 10 minutes per mile.
Explore new parks and trails.

2008 Running Map